SO WRONG, IT'S RIGHT

So in Texas, Schlitterbahn is THE water park.  The one in New Braunfels is HUGE, and there is always a million people there.  They have this ride thingy that is supposed to be like surfing, except it isnt at all.  They shoot you out of this tube into the huge plastic halfpipe thing and expect you to ride it like a wave.  It is ridiculous, i know, but i thought I could do it.  I am pretty good at surfing, well, on the Texas coast at least, so i thought what the hell.

I stood in line for fucking ever, and finally it was my turn.  (By the way, there is ALWAYS tons of people standing around this thing watching people wipe out.  They even have like bleachers on one side.)  I got shot down the tube, and wiped out on my ass, just like everyone else.  Unlike everyone else though, when my board slipped out from under me, it somehow got caught on my bathing suit, and took my top with it.  So my top and board went into the huge pool that the water drains into, and I was standing there.  Half naked.  With liek a million people staring at my boobs. 

It was the most awkward thing, cuz my bathing suit was long gone.  All I could do was laugh.  So i stood there, in the middle of everyone, and just laughed my ass off.  Because of COURSE that type of shit would happen to me.

It was soooo wrong, yet soooooo right.  And by the way, I never found the top.  I had to ride the trolley thing back to the main part of the park where all my shit was.  It SUCKED.

LOVEYOUALLTIMELOW.  danielle.